The Masters, Coachella, and Pegging Goon Sacks

Hello! It's the podcast that would like to enjoy a succulent Chinese meal in peace. Today, Katie and the Casualties celebrate national anthem whistlers and Arizona Iced Tea's entrance into the hard seltzer game, before breaking down Rory McIlroy's Masters win, the thrill of a golf near-collapse, Sergio Garcia's destroyed driver, Mark Calcavecchia's early exit, Robert McIntyre's flightless bird, Bryson DeChambeau's 3D-printed iron, Li Haotong fighting through food poisoning Friday only to post a TEN on Sunday, the rules at Augusta, how Rory can follow up on the wine bill at his Champions Dinner, and whether Australian Drinking Games should have a place at The Masters. Or on Earth. Then, Katie and the team get into Justin Bieber's set at Coachella and the fine line between creative genius and laziness, Sabrina Carpenter's potential insensitivity, and the cost of it all, the end of the NBA season, the play-in matchups, and whether we just watched the worst game the league has ever seen, the viral Pacers couple, the utility of the Zammoth, Ichiro's broken statue, whether Jazz Chisholm actually knows the rules of a double play, and what we all can learn from Guy Fieri's presence at UFC 327. And Chris wraps the show with a look at What to Watch in sports this week.