FORTRESS America: The Pentagon Is Preparing for Global War

The Pentagon is updating its doomsday plan beyond Cold War continuity of government. The new scenario is a global war that takes down America's power grid, cuts supply chains, and leaves military bases without essential services. Allies like the UK are telling citizens to stockpile 90 days of food and water. The EU says three days. Sam has three months of COVID-era supplies and no idea where the water's coming from. The Bushman has thoughts on wiping with a warm wet rock.

Also on the episode: a report that Russian hackers exposed Jared Kushner's secret UAE bank accounts, and how Saudi and Emirati money allegedly got Rex Tillerson fired. There's a polygamous prophet bringing his wives on stage, and the most brutal surgeries of the Middle Ages: Frederick III's amputation, the arrow in Henry V's face, and John of Arderne's anal fistula operation. Plus a Halloween and birthday show for Sam, the comments of the week, and another failed attempt to piss Sam off.

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0:00 Cold Open

1:11 Happy Halloween & Sam's Birthday

5:12 Sam Made Dennis Rodman Cry

7:24 Patreon & Ad-Free Episodes

8:52 Comments of the Week

14:19 Operation Dark Swan: The Pentagon's Doomsday Plan

16:59 Where Do You Get 90 Days of Water

19:20 The EU Says Stockpile Three Days

21:12 Reddit Reacts to the Black Swan Warnings

22:23 The Dead Wife Reddit Thread

23:41 Sponsor: Cloaked

26:07 Let's Piss Sam Off: The Stay-at-Home Husband

30:46 Let's Piss Sam Off: Women Write Better Books

32:38 Sports Corner

34:09 Russian Hack Exposes Jared Kushner's UAE Bank Accounts

38:37 Kushner Got Rex Tillerson Fired

44:09 The Trump Family Is Creepy

46:05 Sponsors: Hims & Mod

50:41 The Prophet and His Wives

54:29 Medieval Surgery: Frederick III's Leg Amputation

57:04 Medieval Surgery: Henry V's Arrow to the Face

1:00:46 Medieval Surgery: John of Arderne's Anal Fistula Cure

1:03:49 Dylan's Book Report

1:09:36 Outro