A Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts Clap

On Today's Show: Big dick Rasta energy: He’s making coconuts clap . A vintage viral legend returns: John Dakers sings the Woody Woodpecker theme song! Colorful chaos: An NYU art student’s stained glass wall... made entirely of colored piss. AI John Cena: Now fantasizing about statutory rape scenarios, thanks Facebook! Distorted View presents: Newscaster Slip-Ups ! (Pour one out for D.D. Megadoodoo.) The triumphant return of Martin Sempa (Mr. "Eat da poo-poo") — now hawking MAGA merch in Uganda. Meet Miss Piss Jars: She’s single, she’s sterile, and she’s looking to jar your heart . And a reggae "artist" who's more about anti-abortion screeds than tropical jams. News Highlights: Florida's hottest new crime trend: An 88-year-old woman plows her Buick into a mobility scooter... and flees the scene. Meta’s AI chatbots — featuring Disney characters and John Cena — are getting horny with minors. (Good job, Zuck.) In El Paso, a man murders his father because he thought he was an alien harvesting organs. (As one does.) Listener Calls: Kickstart addictions, Cactus Cooler cravings, and a potential 20th Anniversary Roast of Tim? (Spoiler: Tim roasts YOU instead.) Haley's Comet drops a very problematic voicemail. 00:00:00 Introduction 02:41:15 Unocvering New Material From Viral Favorites / The Unsavory Chef 07:01:05 The Return Of John Dakers / Woody Woodpecker 11:56:05 The Eat Da Poo Poo Guys Is Back As Well! 18:01:07 An Artists Creates A Stain Glass Wall Of Urine 22:30:24 Christian RegGAY Music 27:57:03 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:45:05 Mobility Scooter Melee 33:55:16 Facebook Celebrity AI Voices Will Have Sex With You 40:19:17 Disemboweling Your Extraterrestrial Father 42:58:13 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending