AI Down Syndrome Porn And The 20 Year Jock Itch

On Today’s Program: 🍝 Murder Most Doughy : Introducing the "Pretzel Man" in our matinee movie feature, Twisted (1977) — a serial killer leaving bodies tied up like human bread knots. 🎤 David Allan Coe Unplugged (And Unfiltered) : Outlaw country legend shares his thoughts on love, sex, multiple wives, eating out (but never butt), and what femininity meant in prison. It's horrifyingly honest. 🤖 Downsy Thirst Traps : AI face filters are giving women that extra-chromosome glow... and it’s somehow becoming a porn niche. Tim investigates this disturbingly popular new kink. 💦 Jock Itch Saga: The OnlyFans Chapter : TikToker "Joe" shares a crusty update on his 20-year groin rash, now monetized through adult content. Spoiler: it's still itchy, and he's not that well-endowed. 🍟 Drive-Thru Meltdown : A McDonald’s parking lot freakout ends in racism, fraud, and viral justice. One loudmouth loses her job at Bud’s Lounge — and not just because of her taste in chicken nuggets. 🍧 Fifth Grade Fireball : A Texas mom is arrested for spiking a school Christmas party with alcoholic Jell-O shots. Several kids puked. One kid reportedly saw God. 💰 Florida Powerball Winner Kicks Cop in Face : A white trash Cinderella story — 167 million dollars and still fighting at the Tradewinds bar. Jail time was inevitable. ✈️ RFK Jr. vs. Chemtrails : The new HHS Secretary goes full tinfoil on Dr. Phil Primetime , vowing to crack down on the CIA’s invisible piss-cloud agenda. Also On the Show: Tim reminisces about his rage toward slow-turning elderly drivers. An audio tribute to old ladies lighting themselves on fire. Listeners weigh in on emoji hair politics, Quarantine Poon, and David Allan Coe’s jailbait aesthetic. Voicemail Line: 📞 206-666-4463 (“Oh God, that's…” you know the rest) Want priority playback? Pledge at least $5 on Patreon. 00:00:00 Do You Know The Pretzel Man? / Introduction 02:55:20 An X Rated Interview With A Country Singer 10:36:24 The Face Filter That Makes You Look Like You Have Down Syndrome 15:36:12 Super Jock Itch Continues 20:48:09 Showdown At McDonalds 27:41:04 Sign Up For The Sideshow 29:24:22 Doing Jello Shots At The Elementary School Christmas Party 34:10:18 America's Newest Millionaire Is Straight Up Trash 40:19:04 RFK Jr. Is Tackling Chemtrails 46:43:18 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending