Banning Wigs, Weaves, and Braids In New York City

🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Wednesday, June 25th, 2025 On today’s show: 🧑‍⚖️ Pastor Manning’s bid for NYC mayor involves... banning braids and fake hair? 😱 “Horse hair don’t belong in the hospital!” – Manning unveils his follicular legislative priorities 👃 A TikTok sniff freak girlfriend goes berserk over stolen skivvies 👨‍🏫 A pedophile philosopher named Galileo 2333 chimes in on immigration and child rape (ugh) 🎒 Canadian school bus driver fired after dressing like a Japanese schoolgirl with “Lolita Line” signage 🧠 Headless girlfriend + cocaine binge = British murder mayhem 🎸 Land Law, the worst country band you’ve never heard of, gets inducted into the Linda Finkel Hall of Fame 🧘 Laughing Yoga returns to melt your brain and cleanse your colon 💦 Plus: Engorged breasts, sobbing pussies, and bad AI ad reads 🎧 Voicemails from the freaks: 🚔 Body cam content tips 💊 Prescription drug hacks 🇯🇵 Mead Skelton doppelgänger conspiracy grows