Champagne Pussies And Caviar Cunts

On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Today's Sponsor: Use PROMO CODE: FREAK @ AdamAndEve.Com - 50% Off! 00:01:56:10.33 Introduction 00:03:45:03.42 Try To Refrain From Acting Like Olds Online 00:09:58:00.17 Cool Breeze, Fresh Air, And Other Smells Coming From Your Vagina 00:13:42:03.29 A Mumble Mouth Moron With A Questionable Past 00:18:18:16.76 The Gay Satellite Man Keeps Stealing Hermaphrodite Eggs 00:21:17:11.63 The Old Chicken Nugget / Biscuit McSwitch-A-Roo 00:27:15:03.72 Become A Sideshow Member Today! 00:29:23:08.33 The Shroomin' Pilot Who Tried To Disable Jet Engines 00:33:01:07.29 In A Financial Pinch, Use An Ambulance As An Uber 00:36:25:10.19 Drunk Man Forgets Where He Left Child 00:39:13:17.75 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page