Getting Revenge on the Doctor who Wrecked Your Butthole

On Today's Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:02:05 Pedestrians Of Color / White People Lazily Pushing Shopping Carts 08:04:13 Is This A Racist Noise I'm Making? 11:07:24 Joe Biden's MK Ultra Experiments On Meade Skelton 14:22:03 Meade's New Weightloss Method: Get Sick 17:02:23 Feeding Shit, Toenails, And Feet Calluses To Your Sub Sex Slave 25:23:15 Woman Asks Uber Driver If She Smells Like Fish 29:45:24 Idiotic Showdown At The Border 36:55:21 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 38:31:18 Conjoined Twins Died (Together, Obviously) 47:05:00 Taping A Mobile Phone To Your Shoe To Perv Out In The Restroom 51:41:06 Man Goes Psychotic After Doctor Wrecks His Butthole 58:54:22 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending