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🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Roofies, Racism, and Russian Regret 🗓️ Monday, July 21st, 2025 🌐 DistortedView.com 💥 On Today’s Show : 💉 Roofied by Red Bull – Meade Skelton's Chick-fil-A crush gets Cosby-coded after one too many energy drinks. 🧠 Great Moments in Church Sermons – Soccer is for queers, says one unhinged preacher in a homophobic homily. 🤢 Do Asians Smell Like Doritos? – Meade's nose racism spirals out of control on message boards. 🧸 Cop Finds Creepy Collection – A Louisiana man calls the cops and ends up arrested for his child-sized sex dolls. 🇷🇺 Moving to Russia for "Freedom" – American dad ditches U.S. over "LGBTQ indoctrination" and is rewarded with a one-way trip to the Ukrainian front. 🏳️‍🌈 The Pride Flag Has Been Updated Again – Now featuring buttholes, bananas, and feathers. Tim's done being gay. 💍 Today's Show is Sponsored by : Discord user Scott_Taylor_DHG , who paid to dedicate the episode to his poor immobile friend Forbesy , a man so disabled he “caught a case of the retard.” The DV community wishes you the best, Forbesy. Please don't sue. 🔥 Featured Audio & Segments : 🎹 Meade Fit and Lean : Unrequited love, hand-touching orgasms, and racist rants about inter-racial dating. (Also, apparently, exercise?) 💩 Will Blunderfield Enlightens from the Toilet : Fart-sniffing on a squatty potty is the latest spiritual awakening. 🗣️ Snatch Preacher Returns : A holy man obsessed with the word “snatch” helps us all see the light (and maybe the labia). 📞 Voicemails : Vladimir Putin infiltrates the party line, a caller educates us on probable cause, and we reminisce about norm-core pig slave Norm Somerton. 🖼️ Featured Image : The Progress Pride Flag 2025 Edition – now with bonus feathers exploding out of a rectal ring. 💸 Support Distorted View : Become a true & honorable freak! Sign up for the Sideshow Get bonus episodes, exclusive content, and Tim’s eternal gratitude. Patreon: patreon.com/distortedview Sponsor a show for just $25 via PayPal 📞 Leave a Voicemail : 206-666-4463 (Freak) 📬 Email: [email protected] 🔗 Join the DV Discord