How To Cosmically Channel Galactic Unicorns

On Today's Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:19:08 Lord Douche And The Neverending Rental Car Saga 04:35:08 Communicating With Galactic Unicorns 16:40:05 Racist Freak Out Over Hot Sauce 20:14:22 Having A Complete Mental Breakdown Because She Took A Photo 31:00:06 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:32:00 Taylor Swift Is About To Activate Her Global Coven Of Teenage Witch Fans! 38:07:04 Pepperoni Jesus Is Creeping Everyone Out 40:52:07 Paper Beats Rock and Girth Beats Length 44:38:16 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending