I'm Hot For Your Pizza Cream Face

I'm still off for the holidays, but here's a Best-Of show for you! New episodes return tomorrow! On Today's Show: - An annoying twat of a child fighting with his mom over porn and computers -#WhiteFartsMatter and so do pizza-faced teens -Still praying for Nermal -Sexbots will make us all feel inadequate. -How many puppies can I kill in a week? Thanks, Nestle! -An axe fight over dick-size