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On Today's Show: On today's floppy, free, and fabulously unhinged episode of Distorted View Daily: 💎 Butthole Bedazzling & Colon Catastrophes Tim checks in on beloved fisting icon HungerFF , who recently suffered a shower douche disaster that tore up his tender chute. Now facing a temporary hiatus from deep anal spelunking, Hunger is in full existential crisis mode. Is he still himself without his hole? According to his doctor, though, he’s blessed with a “long, mobile, floppy colon” —a high compliment in fistee circles. We also hear medical advice on safe anal prep (spoiler: no garden hose pressure washers, please). 🍲 Soup Heist at Publix A mobility scooter-riding woman takes soup sampling to felony levels, filling 30+ containers of hot bisque at a Florida Publix, groping rotisserie chickens, opening chips, and claiming her Apple Pay just needs to charge . The cops are called. Chaos ensues. DNA fears are voiced. A Venmo miracle never arrives. Eventually, she’s arrested mid-scooter squat, yelling “9-1-1!” at the 9-1-1 responders. 💩 Pooping in the Beer Cave A Pennsylvania school district’s director of food and nutrition decides a gas station beer fridge is the perfect pooping spot. Surveillance footage confirms she dropped trou among the tallboys. Turns out, she lived less than a mile away . No excuses. 🚨 Bomb Threat Over Pet Sitting Duties A Michigan teen fakes a cruise ship bomb threat because he was salty about having to watch his girlfriend’s dogs while she vacationed. The FBI traced the email faster than a Carnival buffet line diarrhea outbreak. Result: 8 months in prison and a new appreciation for responsible dog-sitting. 💦 Water Jug Whizz Kid A 16-year-old JV baseball player is arrested for allegedly pissing in the opposing team’s water cooler . 15 counts of battery have been filed, and the entire team is suspended. The school district wants you to know: “We are not a piss-soaked sports program.” 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com ! Prom Code: FREAK - 50% OFF! 02:09:02 Introduction 04:57:10 The Various Sounds Of Power Fisting 07:36:22 Fisting Enthusiast Interview Doctor About His Beaten Up Butthole 14:22:18 Pre-Fist Douche Do's And Dont's 17:05:18 Ladling Out The Law! - Grocery Story Arrest 28:49:06 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:28:00 Pooping In The Beer Cave! 33:47:05 The Lazy Way To Call In A Bomb Threat 37:20:20 Unsportsman-Like Urination 40:04:15 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending