Pop Me Daddy - Balloon Lovers Get Freaky With The Squeaky

On Today's Show: Balloon Squeaks & Baklava Reeks 🎈 Squeaky sex with balloon fetishists, including a true “Lunar’s Lunar” who makes love to latex while offering DIY netting tips 🐉 A dragon-being alien ambassador offers $10K meet-and-greets with blue extraterrestrials (no refunds, obviously) 👨‍⚕️ My 600-Pound Life star Stephen Asante returns looking Amish and acting feral—ranting, shitting, and threatening nurses from his hospital bed 💨 HungerFF's Brolapse podcast explores what it’s like when your prolapse takes steam breaks and dips in toilet water 🧴 Tim is being stalked by pistachio-scented products: car fresheners, baklava body sprays, and other nutty fragrances 🍪 Mrs. Butterworth is thicc, and possibly filled with horse pee—shout out to Palm Beach County! 🔥 Woman sets lifelong friend ablaze for telling her to make scones (he dared her… bad move, bro) 🌌 More wild tales from the Conscious Life Expo: flat earthers, dragons, and intergalactic MLMs 💥 New York official shoots DoorDash driver for using his driveway—because America is extremely emotionally stable right now ⚔️ A man armed with a high-quality lightsaber attacks a mom and her daughter, then blames rent increases. Jedi he is not. ☎️ Voicemails include a gay love scandal involving a wealthy girlfriend’s male relative and a poorly timed vacation hookup Timestamps: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:37:23 Pistachio Cologne 05:04:03 Steven Asanti Is Back And Toothless 09:33:17 Danging Your Prolapsed Butt In The Toilet Bowl 13:38:14 Anti-Porn / Porn Mashup 15:09:13 The Sounds Of Looner-bation 20:24:00 Interviews From The Coo-Coo Crazy UFO Expo 24:50:04 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 27:13:13 Lost Door Dasher Gets Shot At 35:41:07 Dousing Your Bestie In Gasoline and Setting Him Ablaze 40:50:24 Dork Vader Lightsabers A 7 Year Old 44:04:01 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending