Soda Pop Is Shrinking Your Penis

ON TODAY'S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 It's Friday Baby! 1:43.039 The National News Learns About Our Favorite Incel 3:54.657 Anime Neckbeard Has A New Love Interest 8:39.886 Livestreamer Rages At Viewers And Daddy 14:13.230 A Prolific Racist / Pedo / Song Parodist 19:26.009 The Worst Way To Handle A Routine Traffic Stop 24:24.416 Support Distorted View Daily 27:08.072 First Cum, First Serve 28:53.369 Fighting Off Cops With A 1950's Gag Toy 33:27.947 Soda Pop Is Shrinking Your Penis 36:10.240 For Extra XP, Aim For King Kong's Dong 38:26.548 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 39:51.841 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] - Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow