Teenage Mutant Skateboarding Fish

On Today's Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:28:14.46 Straight Felon Squimish About Bloodborne Disease 00:12:52:09.35 Ex-Con Getting A Vibrator In The Butt From Trans Lady Friend 00:13:44:21.47 Felon Gets Nailed By A Dude 00:14:31:11.12 Squirt Stream Ends With Upset Cam Model 00:17:59:01.45 Asian Cam Whore Uses Racist Language On Herself 00:19:29:01.73 Walking In On Your Mom Banging Your Boyfriend 00:22:22:01.73 The Untold Pitfall Of Having Young Parents / My Old Ass Parents Sex Habits 00:26:01:20.05 The Slap Heard Throughout The Wendy's Restaurant 00:31:36:13.29 Changes Are Coming To Distorted View Daily / The Sideshow 00:35:00:21.12 Taco Bell Fast Food And Salon 00:38:07:17.45 Teenage Mutant Skateboarding Fish 00:41:34:06.67 Finding A Nice, Affordable Whore For Your Pony 00:45:02:08.00 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View - Check out our Patreon page