When Your Penis Shadow Looms Large

On Today’s Show: Scientology is back on its smear-campaign bullshit—this time on TikTok, going after Leah Remini. Lesbian rap star Humpback Chunk drops a preview of her new music… and it involves choking and “nutting.” The return of Thursday Lane : he’s still addicted to white male farts, still inventing new sexual titles, and maybe still lusting after family members. Florida Man in a full jester costume pulls a dagger on a landscaper—because lawnmowers are too loud. A British man with the world’s biggest cock suffers a humiliating accident when his dong blocks his view of spilled shower gel. Unicorn Hamster’s voicemails get the full reggae remix treatment courtesy of Robert Faggot’s sponsorship. Plus: racial sensitivity training clips, Tim’s mom update, and a reminder that “I don’t eat spaghetti without a fork” might be the next great DV catchphrase.