Hard Factor 8/7: Porn-Bot Proclaims 'Don't Follow Me If You Don't Want to Masturbate,' Man Shoots Imaginary Tree People

On today's episode.... We cover: - Man steals cash donations from liquor store donation box meant for homeless animals - Cocaine Mitch bros from Kentucky get fresh with a cardboard AOC cutout - South America countries are issuing travel warnings for the US - The stock market rebounded nicely - Porn-bots are taking over social media and want you to masturbate and not ignore their big butts - Pathetic kidnappers feed victim grilled cheese sandwich, let him go and immediately get arrested - Man on way too much meth shoots 30-50 imaginary people living in his trees And more Brought to you by CBD Distillery Promo Code: Factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices