NEW Season 1 Nov 3, 2026 · 1 hr 8 min
Pop Girlies Are Being Held CAPTIVE! (with Sequoia Holmes)
Is the so-called Khia Asylum putting pop stars in protracted purgatory? Langston and David are joined by Sequoia Holmes to speculate about how the Illuminati might be keeping certain singers mired in irrelevance. 0:00 Cold open: Fan-dumb 2:38 A very ass-eating intro 12:08 Conspiracy: The Khia Asylum is real 50:56 Voicemail 1: Crack is the original GLP-1 54:03 Voicemail 2: The biracial math ain’t mathing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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0:00 Cold open: Fan-dumb 1:08:09