Second Helpings - Scared, Sad, and Horny

This week on Second Helpings, Jackie's feelin' BONE'd and MJ just finished gettin' PLURIB'd! We're still following 'The Traitors' and support their hilarious takedown of the human personification of a Tim Robinson character that's known as Michael Rapaport, Jackie ain't got TIME for thrillers unless there's peni! Everyone's meltin' and slidin' for 'Heated Rivalry', including the Olympics' committee since they'll be the TORCHBEARERS THIS YEAR! MJ and Gideon started 'His & Hers' after finishin' that PLURIBIN'. 'Days Of Our Lives 'has 15,000 episodes and has been runnin' for OVER 60 YEARS! While 'The Pitt' as everyone talkin' and Noah Wyle's givin' shitty boners. 'Game of Thrones' has a new show comin' out, but it's also NOT 'Game of Thrones'. Jackie and Geoff went to a 'Crimes of Passion' museum and honed their severed penis tossin' skills. Meghan Trainor and her husband welcomed their 3rd kid via surrogacy and the internet proved it still sucks. MJ's STILL thinkin' 'bout that inappropriate mommy/son dance the BeckHAMs had, there's also a photo of William Shatner showin' he's ready to die. Lisa Barlow got an 'I don't know her' from Ben Affleck after lying about him as a cover, the internet went after JLo for supposedly snubbin' the Glambot, Green Day is joinin' Bad Bunny for the Super Bowl and we're all gonna PUTH our pants! All this and MORE on this weeks Second Helpings! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast