Suck On Some Soup w/ Kara Klenk

This week on Page 7, Jackie and MJ are joined by the best bitch in the business Kara Klenk to goss' 'bout how lame the USA male hockey team has been after their Miracle on Ice Moment, how the USA female hockey team turned down the same invitation that made them the butt of the joke, but thankfully Flavor Flav (NOT Flava Flav) swooped in, the BAFTAs controversy has all of being Abraham Simpson at the burlesque theatre but we aaaallll know the BAFTAs are THE BITCH in the end! Jackie and MJ open Kara's mind to the intergalactic body horror that was "Animorphs", Barbra Streisand attempted to congratulate Alysa Liu on her Olympic win, but it just sort of turned into sundowning boomer talk, and celebs keep pushing pay for prayers via the Hallow App. Then we got a list to help lead the revolt against the uber rich, specifically "Today I Learned That The Ultra-Rich Spend Their Money In These 24 Ridiculous Ways, And I'm Feeling Ready To Revolt Like It's 1789"! Next we got BLINDZ, then it's onto a chewy fruity Jackie's Snackie's starting @ 1:06:46.179, with limited edition salty sweet MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:21:08.609, and ending @ 1:29:09.724 PLUS SO MUCH MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast