It was all a (wet) dream: Jeffrey Lurie saves the Eagles’ butts with inspired Tush Push defense

Just when you thought we were done with Tush Push content, we got the behind-the-scenes story on Jeffrey Lurie’s impassioned plea for the NFL’s owners to stave off extinction for our beloved Eagles’ butts. The secret? A callback to the puberties of yore, much to the chagrin of the sanctimonious puppet Troy Vincent. Hooray for Jeffrey Lurie and sex positivity. Join Deniz Selman, Fran Duffy, Zach Berman and Bo Wulf, who have all experienced puberty themselves, for an important Eagles roundtable.