Episode April 8, 2026 1 hr 29 min

Arnold Palmer Rises From His Grave To Eat Cigarettes With You

What celebrity cruise did Surber describe as "smelling like old chili"?
The Masters victory dinner menus, reviewed, and why we can't have them in the NFL (short answer: "Pete Carroll")
Time for another meeting of our Mike Lombardi Review Board
Holding space to mourn the Big Ten's recent run of titles like the SEC honks we are
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Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz