Episode April 1, 2026 1 hr 18 min

Holy Wednesday At The Dog Cathedral

Which host is the most Catholic?
Host is also a Catholic term, which we never address in the show, sorry
You can probably guess how we got to Texas A&M from there
Gender-based leather jacket risk-reward analysis
Why convert to Catholicism when you can just get a Costco membership
If history is any indication, this is gonna be how some of you find out Lou Holtz died
Spencer makes funeral arrangements
Jelly Roll previews the American Gladiators remake
How to join the French Foreign Legion
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