Episode May 6, 2026 1 hr 37 min

You Peed Your Pants In Miami

What is the most unimportant age and why is Miami always that age?
What's the opposite of ASMR? Whatever that is we've got some of it
NBA tanking solutions
Taking advantage of our newfound status as media moguls
Probably the most Florida football enthusiasm we have ever shown in a single episode
Checking in on Liddle Ole Clemson
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