Drafting the 15 best offenses in the NFL

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Sure, we could rank the NFL's best offenses from 1 to 15 and then tell you the rankings of each host. But then we wouldn't hear Robert call himself a "spineless piece of shit," we wouldn't hear Dave talk about making an offense out of a "ham bone and a moldy shoe," and we certainly wouldn't hear Derrik agonize over picking another NFC North team. So we're doing it this way. Join Robert Mays, Dave Helman, and Derrik Klassen as they draft the NFL's best offenses for 2026.

0:00 Welcome to the show

3:05 Bills

7:44 Cowboys

13:59 Rams

17:17 Patriots

22:25 Lions

26:31 Bears

34:04 Ravens

40:49 Chargers

45:50 Bengals

52:21 49ers

56:13 Packers

59:47 Jaguars

1:04:07 Chiefs

1:06:21 Vikings

1:09:14 Broncos

1:11:25 Honorable mentions

1:18:37 TAFS live show!

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Host: Robert Mays

Co-Hosts: Derrik Klassen and Dave Helman

Executive Producer: Michael Beller

Senior Producer: Katy Duffy

Social Producer: Scott Krinch

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