The Self-Pleasuring Delivery Driver

"What would you do if your Amazon delivery turned into the most bizarre encounter of your life?"In this jaw-dropping segment of The Ben and Skin Show, Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray dive into one of the strangest news quickies you’ll ever hear. A 72-year-old woman in Spain simply wanted mosquito repellent—but what she got was a delivery driver who misunderstood the assignment in the most outrageous way imaginable.From the moment the courier stepped through the gate, things spiraled into a surreal comedy of errors involving unlocked doors, language barriers, and a deeply uncomfortable misunderstanding upstairs. The crew breaks down the story with their signature blend of sharp wit and hilarious commentary, including Skin’s unforgettable line: “He may not speak Castilian Spanish… she might have said, ‘Go upstairs and start scratching your jacket.’”Ben and Skin riff on the absurdity of the situation, Krystina brings the empathy, and KT delivers punchlines that will leave you laughing out loud. The segment crescendos with KT’s perfectly timed joke: “She had to deal with all that and still didn’t get off… the mosquitoes.” —an instant classic that had the whole crew in stitches.