Wayback Machine: Dak's Yogurt Audibles

"Can a quarterback sneak in a yogurt endorsement mid-huddle without violating the salary cap?"In this absolutely bonkers episode of The Ben and Skin Show, the crew fires up the Way Back Machine and takes us to 2019—when Dak Prescott was still chasing his big contract and apparently calling plays like “Beats by Dre on two” and “Campbell’s Chunky Soup on one.” Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray dive into a treasure trove of fake-but-hysterically-real-sounding Cowboys huddle audio, where product placement meets pigskin in the most ridiculous way possible.From 7-Eleven Slurpees to SOTA weight loss, the gang riffs on how Dak might’ve been hustling endorsements mid-game. And just when you think it can’t get dumber, Jason Witten shows up to “pull another rabbit out of his head,” and Zeke gets a shoutout about his car crash—with a plug for a local injury law firm.