The magic beans they sold the cow for

From The Totally Football Show with James Richardson The Athletic

Jimbo welcomes James Horncastle, Julien Laurens and Alvaro Romeo back into the pod ahead of another huge midweek of competition.

Atletico face Man United in the Champions League after a good weekend win but a pretty wretched 2 months. Lille travel to Stamford Bridge with Jonathan David looking to impress some potential suitors. And Dusan Vlahovic makes his Champions League debut for Juve at Villarreal.

Napoli host Barcelona in the Europa League after a handsome win at Valencia where Aubameyang and “best in the world” Pedri shine. But can Ferran Torres live up to his superstar signing status?

Dortmund lose to Rangers and then hammer Monchengladbach 6-0. Christoph Biermann struggles to get his head around this team.

PSG are defeated at Nantes as efforts to keep Kylian Mbappe intensify.

Plus in Serie A, nobody wants to win the title as Milan and Inter slip up. And we show some love to the human highlight reel Fabio Quagliarella.

RUNNING ORDER:

• PART 1a: Rollercoaster week for PSG (01m 00s)

• PART 1b: Moment of the weekend (07m 00s)

• PART 2a: Atletico Madrid v Man Utd preview (13m 00s)

• PART 2b: Villarreal v Juventus preview (19m 30s)

• PART 2c: Chelsea v Lille preview (24m 30s)

• PART 3a: Dortmund get ready for Rangers with Christoph Biermann (30m 00s)

• PART 3b: Napoli v Barcelona and other Europa League highlights (39m 00s)

• PART 4: Real Madrid cruising while the Milan clubs slip up (50m 00s)