ANTHONY FANTANO GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO

I am joined by renowned music critic Anthony Fantano to talk people on the phone as geckos. Topics include the toilet seat market, dealing with being alone, identity theft, a horny pet bird, the ethics of smoking weed, how long is too long to pursue a musical career, going on a date to the morgue, and other stuff too. Check out Anthony’s website here: https://www.theneedledrop.com I am a gecko.