"I AM A VAMPIRE"

A caller persistently performs his Elvis impression for me instead of getting tested for an STD he may have recently contracted. Then I speak to a caller who claims to be a vampire rapper, talk to a couple who’s dealing with the girlfriend having just cheated on the boyfriend, and help a final caller who’s dreading seeing his twin brothers during the holidays. Live. Laugh. Geck. I am a gecko. NEW GECKO MERCH: https://www.therapygecko.com/ LINK TO GUATEMALA VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzRiTucneKw