“I’M IN LOVE WITH MY CO-WORKER”

A medical assistant calls in to figure out what to do about his intense attraction to his co-worker that he refers to as his “Work Wife”. Then a caller tells me how he’s eaten 1000 calories of Reese’s Cups every day for the last 12 years, and a final caller struggles with whether or not it was a good idea to tell her younger co-workers that aura readings are stupid. I like what you did with your hair today. I am a gecko.