“I THINK THE OLD LADY I WORK FOR GOT KIDNAPPED”

A guy calls me in a state of panic that his elderly client may have been abducted by Johnny Depp. Afterwards a caller attempts to navigate a difficult relationship with the father of her soon to be born child, and a final caller explains how they’ve gotten how far they’ve been able to get in life by doing as little work as possible. Send your mother an email. I am a gecko.