“THERE IS A PORTAL IN MY FENCE”

An caller explains a situation involving a portal that has formed in their fence, a caller prepares to leave their life behind for a big move to Romania, and a final caller talks about what drove them to give up social media all together.

I sometimes wonder what raccoons taste like. I am a gecko.

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