“WILL I UPSET THE GOVERNMENT WITH MY JEWELRY?”

A caller worries his jewelry business will mess with his government benefits, a caller is cock blocked by her mom, a caller navigates his one-sided relationship with his father, and a final caller buys a $400 chair.

The sink is making that noise again. I am a gecko.

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