The Great Zoo Swindle and a Tropical Ear Infection

Matt, Laura and the kids have just returned from being on Maggie Island for Laura's dad's 70th. Warm weather, beaches and catching up with the fam... what's not to love?! Just an infection that'd turn Lola into the Princess of Darkness !!!

Ash wants to know - if your kid is sick and can't attend a birthday party, can you just keep the gift for the another party or do you have to still give it to the original intended recipient?

Another question for you - why do zoos make you trek through the gift store in order to leave? TO TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY AND MAKE LIFE FOR PARENTS HELL! Quite frankly, we've had enough and it's time for us parents stand up and say something! Sorry for all the yelling...

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