Ep556 - Chrissy Salem Metal Mascara

Are you ready to get motivated and inspired? It doesn’t matter because Chrissy Salem is going to get in your face and help you because he knows you don’t have any money, you’re fat, and you aren’t getting laid. And what can you do to fix those things? That’s the part that Chrissy never explains. Lucy Tightbox joins us to reveal Chrissy’s grosser and dumber personality, Jessie Pump. Brother Ted sent in a great Stuttering John parody song and Erock found an afternoon drive DJ for the cringe of the week. Opie is back with his friends at Gebhard’s and he has a pretty sweet studio set up. There is literally no difference between what Opie is doing and what Scorch is doing. Pat Dixon had Anthony Cumia on to discuss Steel Toe and Chad Zumock. Speaking of Steel Toe, he’s super excited that Nick Rekieta had a setback in his felony legal case. But, at the same time, he’s not getting as much money towards the goal as he did last week, so he’s also stressed out. I think Aaron is bipolar. And finally Annie joins us as we try to poke a dabbler, tease the next episode, open up some gifts from listeners, read a recent review and check out your voicemails. Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP – https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop More Lucy Tightbox – http://www.onceoverwithcayley.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices